ZERO GRAVITY

KIDS

🚀FINALLY! The ULTIMATE GUIDE for parents who want to PLAY OFFENSE - who want to raise TOP 1% KIDS! 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦​

✍️Written by the WGT  - World's Greatest Teacher

Private Tutor ➡️to the children of billionaires, pro athletes, celebrities, and the fiercest of NYC tiger moms!

Founder of the Einstein Blueprint™ ➡️the ONLY "curriculum" engineered to unleash 100% of a child's full God-given potential!

Aren't you curious why billionaires, celebrities, pro athletes, and the most aggressive Tiger Moms in NYC and beyond have been hiring Dan Louzonis... for years ???

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  • Hardcover, Autographed by Dan!
  • ​270 pulsating, trajectory-altering pages!
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Discover the 7 Unfair Advantages Guaranteed to Make Your Kids Soar Above the Crowd!

But this book is really FOR YOU and ABOUT THESE: ⬇️​

...and THESE: ⬇️​

😉 IF YOU KNOW...​Then YOU KNOW !!!

Backstory 🙋‍♂️​

From: Dan Louzonis
Naples, Florida

In 2011, I posted a video of my 6 year old son, deriving the quadratic formula on YouTube.

Everyone was blown away not just by the advanced math, but by his poise and perfect articulation!

People started begging me to teach their kids math, too.

I said, "I don't do that....I trade derivatives!"

The questions were so persistent and the demand so high that I ultimately took a small break from my Wall St career...

And I started teaching math to kids in the NYC area.

*** But not just to any kids - only the kids of truly ambitious parents. Moms and Dads who were 100% all-in on their kids' education!

Now that was just the start, an inflection point in my career.
Over the years, I expanded to teaching ALL SUBJECTS to kids not just locally, but around the world.

My students have not only aced standardized tests, won major NATIONAL math competitions, read thousands of books (each)...

They've won the most competitive of chess championships, published numerous, amazing books, launched their own businesses, podcasted,...

They have been featured on television, gained admittance to ALL the top colleges (and Stuy in NYC***), and many have even skipped college altogether opting for fast-tracked entrepreneurship!

Below you can read how big of an impact my peerless coaching, teaching, and my proprietary curriculum - the Einstein Blueprint™ have had on some families already:

"No words can explain how grateful I am to God for bringing your family into our path. I frequently thank my husband for trusting my decision to invest in the EB. It's the best investment ever!!!"

Patsy and Andrew Miley
​Alabama

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"We never would’ve pushed this hard without your guidance and example. We can truly say that you’ve changed the trajectory of our lives when it comes to educating our kids."

Katie and Ty Weitzel
​Missouri

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"Our son was 2.5 when we first met Dan. Little did we know that this meeting would be life changing... With his coaching, our son first did algebra at 4, quadratic equations at 5 and is right now many grade levels above his age. We can't thank him enough!" 

Chris Khoo
​California

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"Dan changed the trajectory of my kids’ lives!"

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​Tennessee

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​Florida

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"Investing in the EB was the best decision our family has ever made. Dan has been right about absolutely everything!"

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Entrepreneur/CEO
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Podcast Host and Speaker
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Ivy League parent/client
​New York City

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"Working with 'Mr. Dan' as the kids call him, has brought INFINITE value to our home! With the Einstein Blueprint our kids are now leaps and bounds ahead of 'normal'. Dan's prodding has been essential to our success and joining the community of like-minded global families has been rewarding and encouraging. SO glad to be on board!!"

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​Canada

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 It goes far beyond just academics. It's so comprehensive, my husband and I have benefitted just as much as our children."

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"Dan has changed the trajectory of our family. If I hadn't found Dan and connected with him, my kids would not have gotten where they are now, ages 5 and 8, years ahead in math and reading, and already started on entrepreneurship. Having access to Dan is the best part. It has saved me thousands of hours. Thank you Dan!"

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From: Dan Louzonis
Naples, Florida

13 years ago I posted a video of my 6 year old son, deriving the quadratic formula on YouTube.

Everyone was blown away - and started begging me to teach their kids math, too.

I said, "I don't do that....I trade derivatives!"

The questions were so persistent and the demand so high that I ultimately took a small break from my Wall St career...

And I started teaching math to kids in the NYC area.

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From: Dan Louzonis
Naples, Florida

13 years ago I posted a video of my 6 year old son, deriving the quadratic formula on YouTube.

Everyone was blown away - and started begging me to teach their kids math, too.

I said, "I don't do that....I trade derivatives!"

The questions were so persistent and the demand so high that I ultimately took a small break from my Wall St career...

And I started teaching math to kids in the NYC area.

Is This Book Really For YOU ???

  • ​Yes... if you believe your children have VAST INFINITE POTENTIAL!
  • Yes... if you understand that EDUCATION (real education) is the most powerful tool on Earth.
  • Yes... if you are a little angry about the how little YOU learned, how poorly YOU were educated.
  • Yes... if you want your kids to become and to achieve soooo much more than you have.
  • Yes... if you are strongly considering opting out of the school system entirely.
  • ​NO!...  If you believe that 'kids are what they are' and that parents lack power to alter their trajectories.
  • NO!... If you believe that "school" will fully prepare your child to crush life. 
  • ​NO!... If you can't say NO to your children, if you can't or won't DISCIPLINE them.
  • ​​​NO!...  If you are closed-minded, thin-skinned, spineless, and continually TRIGGERED.
  • NO!...  If you see nothing wrong or dangerous with iPadding a toddler.***
  • The 7 Unfair Advantages - that are impossible to argue against
  • Skimmable - 12 pt font and line spacing that makes it easy on the eyes
  • 40+ Personal Photos to paint a real and exciting picture of what's possible
  • Hardcover - because it's going to be read, and re-read, often consulted...

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"But WAIT, there's so MUCH MORE..."

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PLUS, continual UPDATES that'll ADVANTAGE your entire family and help them SOAR ABOVE THE CROWD!

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While Dan nurses his weekly allotment of 2 light beers and labors at a super-hard Japanese math puzzle (yep, that's what he does on Thursday nights!)...

You sidle up and score a full FREE micro-dose of Dan! Out of the side of his mouth, 87.5% unfiltered, he shares his unique story, what's absolutely breaking his heart right now, the epic wins of his clients and students, the critical books that altered his life, the n@ked, nauseating truth about schools today, how the UHNW jet-setting crowd is educating (and often spectacularly failing) their trust fundEES...

Oh, he'll share a great EDUCATIONAL story about his UPenn classmate Elon Musk - and another, even better story about a different Ivy League classmate of his.

AND he will utter some truths, some unpalatables, that he'd never say on color TV📺 or other mass media platforms! (Maybe)

What you hear will 100% rile you up a little - about the way society is "raising" and "educating" kids...

But it will also 🔥FIRE you up about what you CAN DO, now, differently and so much better!

​You'll get immediate access to this BONUS content - BEFORE your book even arrives!

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In this BONUS module, Dan will give you an INSIDE TOUR of his 3,100 sq ft Academy on the beach in Naples, Florida aka as "Paradise on Earth"!

You'll get the full-backstory of how it came to fruition - from the original vision, the evolving edu-landscape, the arguments he had over it with his wife and friends,...

To the financials - including lease negotiation, build-out expenses,...

And of course some details on HOW and WHAT he's teaching his 'highly privileged' private students there today!

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You'll get immediate access to this BONUS content - BEFORE your book even arrives!

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Meet the Author

Daniel Louzonis

The world's greatest teacher ?
Are you serious? Says who?

Well, Dan is the only private teacher who works with kids from age three on potty training and counting on their fingers all the way up through the highest level math competitions.

He is the only one who teaches every single subject. 

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Not just traditional academic subjects... But Dan also aggressively teaches the MOST IMPORTANT other, extra-curricular subjects. All the most potent stuff neither you nor I were exposed to, no less taught as kids ourselves!
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And not only does he teach ALL of them....he teaches every subject DIFFERENTLY than everyone else does. 

Vastly different methodologies....yield vastly different and in this case, vastly SUPERIOR results!

He's a true guru, a real pioneer in education. An old world CARTOGRAPHER! 🗺️ 

If you spend ANY time talking to him, OR watching him teach, it'll become immediately obvious that Dan is operating in a much higher orbit. He teaches with an undeniable "AUTHORITY" - if you get that Biblio-reference.

But ultimately, Dan insists that teachers (and 'schools') should ONLY be judged, by their RESULTS - by the achievements and the altitude of their students!

Start reading Zero Gravity Kids and you'll instantly understand why parents line up to write large checks (50k, 100k+), without even a written contract, to get Dan to teach their kids.

Page 33 - 42

The Top 10 GRAVITATIONAL MYTH
S

​...guaranteed to clip your child's wings, and ground them, for LIFE!

Page 97

A "throwaway" sentence, a people tactic, that most would NEVER deploy - even though it's easy, risk-free, and all by itself will Unfairly Advantage your kids!

Page 106

Introduces a "group" tactic that is unbeknownst to the masses (99%) and has long since been a TOOL of the ultra-successful (top 1%)!

Page 175

Dan's HIGH-FLYING neighbors pay $1,500/hour for THIS altitude-booster!

While the groundlings invest almost NOTHING in it...

Page 225

The single MOST IMPORTANT page in the book.

This "mode", available to everyone, at any moment....will instantly levitate them!

Page 248

The specific book, the PROMPT, and the difficult decision that took my kids GLOBAL. (15 countries!)

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Not only did it take 50 years of my life, reading 1,000 books, and tens of thousands of hours teaching kids (and adults!)...

Seriously, not only did this book take 6+ painful years to write...

​It costs close to $20 just for me to print and ship - even more money to advertise, and valuable time to deal with the post office. So I'm taking a loss here, going negative, on a MISSION to find and serve the top 1% most ambitious parents!

You may not be able to hire Dan to teach your kids

You BUT you can tap into his EDU-Wisdom.

  • Podcasted 1000 episodes
  • Went to Ivy League with Elon Musk
  • Lived in 16 places - including overseas.
  • Paid Invested in High-Performance Coaches
  • Worked with thousands of parents and kids directly and indirectly
  • Been on color TV numerous times (as has his son and many students*)
  • Working class Worcester, MA background son of immigrant mother.
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March 3rd, 2025
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​This is all I have left.  #hotcakes
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OR, yet another person comes in and *cleans me out*...
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​Your transformational copy of Zero Gravity Kids might get delayed by a month or so.

Don't Delay⏱️

Because your kids are already falling behind the ZGKs!

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